Visible Bike!

September 21st, 2008

So I bought a bike today. It is really super awesome and I forgot how fun riding a bike can be. My bike ride did however haz two problems which resulted in me knocking headlong into the side of a parked truck getting a nosebleed.

Seriously. A nosebleed. Thankfully my pocket protecter remained relatively unharmed.

Anyway, bike problems. Daniele, other bike people TELL ME YOUR BIKE KNOWLEDGES.

1. The chain slips. It doesn’t do it really badly so I didn’t notice till I was going uphill but since I am now an EXPERT BIKE RIDER I can confidently say that this sucks. I figure I just need to go around the corner to the bike place and say “hey…fix the chain on this.”

2. My pant leg got stuck in the chain. Pant leg getting stuck in chain>Slamming headlong into a parked truck>nosebleed and David feeling like a nerd. Is the only solution to this “David stop being a retard and wear shorter pants when you ride a bike what are you nerd, seven?”

Why do all these Jewish Time Travelers Keep Trying to Kill Me?

September 20th, 2008

LIVEBLOGGING ME REMEMBERING WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE RNC LAST NIGHT

September 4th, 2008

New Project: The Gallatin Business Card

September 3rd, 2008

True Facts

September 2nd, 2008

Eight is Enough

August 29th, 2008

There’s Too Much Confusion

August 4th, 2008

This time I insult me.

July 15th, 2008

Dr. Horrible. Again.

July 15th, 2008

Yeah, this is a meme now.

July 14th, 2008