Mt Fuji Fun Hour

SO on my way home from work today I bought two things. 1)A cheap set of speakers to act as an audio output for my TV that’s had it’s audio fucked up since a big thunderstorm like 2 months ago. 2)A lock for my new Bike.
I came home to find that 1)The speakers are apparently broken or some shit because they aren’t working AT ALL. 2)Someone had, in less than 24 hours of owning it, stolen my bike.
This is, I believe, what people call “having a case of the mondays.”